THUS IS THE JOKE
Transcript of an extremely pretentious comedy set at an Open Michael Night
Yes, hello everyone, gratitude, gratitude! Deep reverence! What is the overarching quality of your life tonight???
OP-ED: As a man named Oscar Buzz, I find awards season confusing and stressful
Look, back when I was born, “Oscar” was considered a hearty, sturdy name. As for “Buzz”, my family changed it from Buhhsse when we immigrated to Canada.
TOIL IS TROUBLE
Light witchcraft rituals for those days when you just can't
We’ve all been there. Those days, or extended periods of time, when motivation is low.
Downtown Toronto lawyer emerges after 9 years lost in underground network of food courts
THE BALD TRUTH
You can take off your baseball cap, bald man on Tinder
How to compassionately break up with someone by text
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Maximize your push-ups by using the crushing weight of your student loans on your back
HOW DOESN'T SHE
Tips for the busy modern woman trying to have none of it whatsoever
What happened when Alex Trebek ate hash brownies?
REPORT: Oh no, mom wielding family cruise vacation pamphlet
An actual dining table > a kitchen island
How to coexist with a coworker who's off sugar for January
THIS IS THAT
New outreach program educates kids about the perils of jewel thieving
Black Mirror fan spends weekend watching fantasy world where people are slaves to screens
Audiences agree: Last Jedi was a perfect movie that ruined the Star Wars franchise and is also just mediocre
DIAGNOSTIC CHECKLIST: Regular cold or mancold?
Will I still 'get' Pitch Perfect 3 if I haven't seen 1 or 2 and will never see 3?
The Happiest Woman in the World
THIS IS THAT
An intimate look behind the scenes at Coachella for kids
Weather forecast: Foodora below zero, but UberEats with the wind chill
MOMMY BLOG: My son's at such a fun age: 312 months
Schitt's Creek is back tomorrow night on CBC!