Where To Scream: A Guide
Everything is terrible. Every day is a brick on the pathway to hell, and even a second spent watching the news is enough to send anyone into the depths of despair.
Hallways are meant for living
They're a communal space... right?
We get the point, air quotes. Here's how to use other air punctuation.
Air quotes are satisfying and useful conversational tools. But I regularly jolt out of bed at 4 a.m. drenched in sweat because of how much air punctuation we’re not taking advantage of.
Primetime TV Mad Libs
GEE THANKS MAIL
I used only automated Gmail responses for one week. Here are the results!
I am Banksy, and I will never reveal my identity - by Robin Gunningham (editor's note: do not print name)
ARE YOU READY?
Celebrating Oct. 17th
I deeply alarmed my grandmother by bragging that Rick Moranis just started following me
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman once again robbed of Nobel Prize for Chemistry
GET RICH QUICK
Hello, person I haven't spoken to since Grade 8! I was wondering if you want to join my pyramid scheme
Reasons I got trapped in a Sephora for a period of 6.8 business years
REPORT: 'Great, thanks!' most common response to horrifically disappointing haircut
I'm going to be 45 minutes late: the politics of a stranger on Facebook have suddenly become my whole world
JUST FOR FUN
Send us your relationship advice questions, we'll give you questionable answers
I didn't come to this pumpkin patch to make friends
I am a father deciding whether it's time to 'turn the heat on for the winter'
Gift ideas if the person's birthday falls brutally soon after you started dating
The perfect apartment always has a problem
'A Star Is Born' mentions nothing about the rapid formation of dense supernovae: By Neil deGrasse Tyson
Positively Canadian: Chanty Marostica
NEW STREET DRUG: A dealer falsely tells you Trump has been impeached
THANKS A LATTE
Hi, I'll get a grande — actually can you just break a pumpkin over my head?