Toronto condos to come with a mom who asks you to go through the stuff in her basement and decide what to keep
“Just as every condo unit must have a functioning fire detector, or carbon monoxide alarm, they now must also have the mom” explains CAO spokesperson Yvonne Redwing.
Babe Ruth could not compete in today's Major Leagues! He would be 123 years old!
And Michael Jordan could not defeat LeBron James today, because he would be wearing a suit.
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
Love developed on the Internet
Two accounts meet on Twitter and love is born.
A look inside Canada's Celine Dion–themed retirement home
A Canadian translation of the Piña Colada song
A list of ways to put the FUN in FUNERAL!
The key differences between muffins and cupcakes
THE PUGLY TRUTH
Pug daydreaming about murdering owner who placed bowtie on him
Excerpts from The Comma Sutra
FOUR MORE YEARS?
Oh no, my co-worker just said he's really excited for the 2019 World Cup
2ND LARGEST COUNTRY
The longest imaginable audiobooks for your endless drive across Ontario
Subtle ways to complain about the warm weather you begged for when it was cold
5 alarming backstories behind seemingly normal stock photos
NOTE TO SELF
These jeans were going to change my life!
ALL EVENING LONG
Tom Cochrane to sue composer of new hit 'Existence is a Boulevard'
M as in Mary, V as in...
HOT NEW CARDIO WORKOUT: Abstaining from arguing with a stranger on social media
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Five tips for beating the summer heat on Bryan Adams's yacht without him knowing you're there
Canadian researchers believe they may be getting close to a cure for jet skis
Stages of acceptance that yes, you are going to eat the entire pizza
Draw a super scary villain
Microsoft introduces Lippy The Sentient Paperclip, Clippy's ruder, sassier cousin
SEE YOU NEXT FALL