MEET YOUR MATTRESS
Memory foam mattress remembers a little too much
Sure, I expertly remember the gentle contours of your body. Of course I remember that you sleep on your stomach. I remember what time you get up. Here are some other things that are proving impossible for me to forget.
Ultra-realistic NHL 2019 game to feature a Mario Lemieux who could still easily beat everyone
How can we, as video game designers, claim to have depicted even a remotely realistic world if we don’t have a 52-year-old Mario Lemieux who is clearly ready to jump back on the ice and dominate the league at any moment he chooses?
Once again, Niagara-on-the-Lake voted more popular town than Niagara-in-the-Lake
The charming and historic town of Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario has been named a more popular tourist destination than Niagara-in-the-Lake, a mostly submerged town about two hours away.
WHAT IT WAS LIKE
A letter home from the Space Force
A CRY FOR YELP
A 4-star Yelp review for Jurassic Park even though I lost my entire family
Who has to do the right thing?
BUT HER EMAILS
Reasons we'd impeach a female president
Eulogy mainly just a series of attempts to not mention that one weird incident
Tips to help you remember what your loved one's PhD is about again
Positively Canadian: Jon Blair
TROUBLE IN PARADISE? Oprah has her own channel and she still won't give Stedman a show about model trains
Stop complimenting half-Asian babies
Timothée Chalamet quits acting to spend more time being a vintage red wine
All three film festival movies you want to see are showing at the exact same time. Here's how to handle it.
What to expect at TIFF 2018
When you don't know how to smoke from a bong
If Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are not married by the end of the year, I will unleash hell on Gotham City
JUST FOR FUN
Send us your relationship advice questions, we'll give you questionable answers
Life... in the laundromat
I'm a librarian. You can't find a book. Let's go stare at the shelf where you already told me your book wasn't
Obituary for the part of you that died when you took that office job
Hallmark introduces line of Low Pressure cards
AND MANY MORE
Uber Eats now lets you order Group of Waiters Who Will Encircle You and Joylessly Sing 'Happy Birthday'